I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
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Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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