Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I think I am morally bankrupt
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
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Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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