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plz talk dirty to me

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(212): plz talk dirty to me http://tfl.nu/4w96

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I love black thongs

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(586): I love black thongs http://tfl.nu/wvjn

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Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.

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(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events. http://tfl.nu/5em3

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Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?

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I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up

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Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?

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(314): Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up? (573): I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up (314): Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days? http://tfl.nu/34og

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All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college

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(847): All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college http://tfl.nu/81f5

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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won

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(908): Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won http://tfl.nu/nhsb

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(862): View more from New Jersey

watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin

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doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you

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(862): watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin (1-862): doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you http://tfl.nu/gtrz

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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers

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(205): i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers http://tfl.nu/g3p7

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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.

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(908): I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest. http://tfl.nu/fc4o

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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...

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(305): woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"... http://tfl.nu/ev8f

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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring

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(405): Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring http://tfl.nu/7l8r

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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.

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(704): That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes. http://tfl.nu/bf3h

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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had

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(213): putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had http://tfl.nu/a4wf

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I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories

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(217): I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories http://tfl.nu/vqmd

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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.

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(678): I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos. http://tfl.nu/fnmm

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