I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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