Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize