Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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