yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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