I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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