I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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