K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
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His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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