Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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