is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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