there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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