you guys were way drunker than both of me
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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