I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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