Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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