Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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