Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i just google imaged poop.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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