Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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