How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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