She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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