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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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