ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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