Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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