How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
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I think I am morally bankrupt
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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