STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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