yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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