So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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