SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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