Kareoke will never be a sober sport
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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