Banned from zoo.
Again?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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