Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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