i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
accomplished twins. life is a go
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
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no you cant smoke seaweed
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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