Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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