Is it normal to miss your booty call?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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