OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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