Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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