Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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