yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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