you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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