A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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