Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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