I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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