I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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