I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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