Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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