my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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