Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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