So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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