I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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